A shot of cola with a cola chaser. This is the smooth and spicy Cool Cola Beard Oil and Balm kit. They blended sweet orange, lemon, lime, neroli, cinnamon, nutmeg, star anise and coriander to create something which (our lawyers say) is dangerously faithful to the real thing. Enrich your beard with active ingredients like Ucuuba Butter, Babassu Oil, Argan and Jojoba. Serve with a cold shower. Lemon wedge optional.

DIRECTIONS:

Cool Cola Beard Balm: Scoop a wodge of balm and massage it into your hands. The little Florasphere balls should break down and dissolve. Next, rub slowly over your beard in a downward motion, like you’re plotting something. Use every morning to keep your beard smooth and supple.

*You can use the Beard Balm as a lip or body balm, too. It’s soft and gentle all over.

Cool Cola Beard Oil: You can use Cool Cola Beard Oil on your hair, skin, feet, eyebrows, whatever. It’s an all-round hair and body oil. Just squeeze a few drops, rub them into your hands, and work the oil gently through your beard. This sandalwood beard oil base is warm and addictive.

*Warning: strangers may stop and smell you.